fresh from Cake’s garden

Cake’s Big Veggies

Pinned to the fridge

Purple eggplant

Glossy. Confident. A problem.

Farmer’s note Hard to miss
Long glossy purple eggplant held over a tiled floor
The group chat zoomed first.

from the basket

The escalation

It starts cute. It does not stay cute.

unreasonably confident Yellow cucumber in a hand
Cake’s note

Yellow cucumber

Big. Bright. Already sus.

do not make eye contact Large striped zucchini
Porch report

Striped zucchini

Too big to discuss recipes first.

group chat hazard Long glossy purple eggplant held over a tiled floor
Basket finale

Purple eggplant

It knows what it did.

bonus evidence

Stars leaky pie

It has joined the evidence locker.

Homemade pie with filling leaking over the edge
Stars leaky pieTall, dramatic, and absolutely not behaving.

meanwhile, from the garden

Tiny vegetable energy

A compact harvest. Travel-sized confidence. Technically still a vegetable.

compact threat A very small jalapeño held up for comparison
Small enough to sneak past the group chat. Somehow still got posted.
Stron’s entry

The tiny jalapeño has entered the chat.

Not every harvest arrives with Cake-level menace. Some show up pocket-sized, fully confident, and ready to be judged by people with no mercy.

written on the seed packet

Yes, everyone sees it.

grown by

IHeardThereWasCake

Gardener, curator, chaos farmer. Occasionally bullies Donuts and Van.